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(4 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[25 Oct 2001|05:25pm]
i just love being invisible.

(11 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[25 Oct 2001|02:18pm]
it's been a bad week.
hug me.
please?

(4 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[24 Oct 2001|07:10pm]
yep, there it is. the tornado siren, along with the great and sudden calm that is associated with tornado season.

Would anybody notice if I got blown away? Hmm, maybe if I'm lucky I'll end up in Oz.

(emancipate yourself)

[24 Oct 2001|07:07pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

and as a cap to this truly fucking wonderful day, i have to walk to work amidst the worst storm we've had all year. There's a tornado watch, looking to be a warning any minute.

(2 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[24 Oct 2001|01:26pm]
[ mood | ditzy ]

and the biochem quiz has been cancelled. now i can waste time without guilt!


by the way, drinking 3/4 a bottle of peptol bismol makes me really loopy

(emancipate yourself)

[23 Oct 2001|05:18pm]
Someone with a window near me has been playing guitar for the past 3 hours. The same 4 chords. I am getting really annoyed now.

(emancipate yourself)

[23 Oct 2001|03:03pm]
My fish have new water. They are happy.

I have three exams and a paper due next week. I am not happy. I guess perhaps I should not be going to visit Robin. *sigh*

I am hungry.

(1 redemption song | emancipate yourself)

[23 Oct 2001|02:59pm]

FYES!!!

(2 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[23 Oct 2001|12:32pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

good grief.
Let's find the thing we have the least control over and bitch about it

(emancipate yourself)

[23 Oct 2001|11:20am]
Can I just say how thrilled I am to see a military helicopter flying around and around campus?

(emancipate yourself)

WWJD? [22 Oct 2001|04:32pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Just when I think I can't stand one more religious forward from my family, my mom sends me this....


Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus drive?".

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury".

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast".

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills".

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land". And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord".

(2 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[19 Oct 2001|09:24am]
[ mood | distressed ]

And people fucking laugh at me when I tell them we are on dangerous ground

pfft.

(emancipate yourself)

[18 Oct 2001|02:28am]
ok. so that was the third time today that i've saved the world. i'm going to bed now.

(3 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[16 Oct 2001|08:31pm]
Cool factoid of the day.
Toad in X Men was played by the same actor that did Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace.

(emancipate yourself)

[16 Oct 2001|12:50am]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbagel

(2 redemption songs | emancipate yourself)

[15 Oct 2001|03:32am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

hi. it's me. throw a party already.

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